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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=100 BGCOLOR="#CCCCFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="11c800640egdysm.jpg"> <div> <I>Photos by Cindy</I><I> ...</I><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#000099" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#000099" FACE="Arial" ><B>    </B></FONT><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000099" FACE="Times New Roman" ><B>|     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Photos by Cindy"><B>home</B></A></FONT></div> <div> back to<B>  </B><A HREF="id4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Photo Albums"><B>Photo Albums</B></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=170 BGCOLOR="#0000BF" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div>                                                   </div> <bR> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=380 width="100%" BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>MORE Funny Signs and crazy stuff!!!</B></div> <div> Found in and around my hometown, and other places on my travels!</div> <div> See more on these pages:       <A HREF="id168.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="More Funny Stuff">Funny Stuff</A>             <A HREF="id166.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funny Signs">Funny Signs</A></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="824" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 383 WIDTH="404"><div> <B><IMG SRC="1b0d902c0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>HOOKER CONTRACTING?!?</B></div> <div> <B>Another contribution by my niece, Annie/Liz, taken taken through the side window of her car.  I'm wondering if a police car was in hot pursuit!!</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1b0f904a0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="330" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Gad.</B></div> <div> Dallas, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 347 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="1b11902f0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="303" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>As seen through my bug splattered windshield!!</B></div> <div> On I-35 near West, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1b1390b60.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="182" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Dr. PAYNE??  I wonder how his business is doing!</B></div> <div> <B>And how appropriate he's a Chiropractor!!</B></div> <div> Euless, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 466 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a5890400.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="320" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>I don't know if this is a sex shop or a restaurant</B></div> <div> <B>... or both!!!</B></div> <div> Austin, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="401"><div> <IMG SRC="1b1468210.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="289" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Pho Kim Long??????</B></div> <div> <B>My niece Annie (Liz) told me of this restaurant in Vegas, which is actually one of their favorites!!  But I wonder if orientals realize how funny (and off color) the names are of some of their businesses (also see photo to the left)!!  There's also a second restaurant in this chain in Vegas called (of course)</B></div> <div> <B>Pho Kim Long II</B></div> <div> (Not my or her photo but found on another website.)</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 522 WIDTH="404"><div> <B><IMG SRC="1b0a2c900.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="400" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Credit for this photo goes to my niece, Annie, or Liz, as she now likes to be called! The prim and proper Victorian lady and gent is a nice touch! She and boyfriend Christopher saw this in an Indian restaurant during a recent trip to London. Makes me wonder about the quality of the food, though!</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1b0190370.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="311" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Interesting combination!</B></div> <div> <B>This store was pointed out to me by my son, Patrick!</B></div> <div> Euless, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 462 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1afd904f0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="335" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>L.I.B.!</B></div> <div> <B>S.M.R. good donuts!!</B></div> <div> (a take-off on the old C.M. Ducks joke. Look it up!)</div> <div> Clifton, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1aff3e900.jpg" border=0 width="318" height="400" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Is this legal????</B></div> <div> <B>Sounds like the authorities need to be alerted!</B></div> <div> Gatesville, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 383 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1af9902e0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="302" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>It's the Scarecrow from "Wizard of Oz!"</B></div> <div> <B>If he really had a brain, I don't think</B></div> <div> <B>he'd be doing this!</B></div> <div> Seen on I-35 just north of Waco, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1afb90510.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="337" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Something is wrong here .......</B></div> <div> On the road west of Cleburne, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 498 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1acc90f10.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="241" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>I don't think this exactly gets the point across.</B></div> <div> <B>I believe the operative word here is "CONCEALED."</B></div> <div> Burleson, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="401"><bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1adb55900.jpg" border=0 width="341" height="400" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Uh huh ... right .......</B> </div> <div> I saw this sign on the way to a photoshoot out toward Dripping Springs, Tx on Hwy 290. I wanted to go inside and ask them to prove it, but they were closed :-)</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 390 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1ad2905a0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="346" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>So wok's up with this??</B></div> <div> Austin, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="1ad790210.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="289" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Is Elvis the King of Wok N Roll?</B></div> <div> Austin, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 445 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1ace902c0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Mexican & Seafood</B></div> <div> <B>I think I'll pass.</B></div> <div> Dallas, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="1ad07a900.jpg" border=0 width="378" height="400" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Another tasty combination!</B></div> <div> Dallas, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 450 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1ac290300.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="304" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>I didn't know this was a sport!</B></div> <div> <B>So how do you clock a moose? With an egg timer?</B></div> <div> Maypearl, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1aba90550.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="341" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Applecore ... "</B></div> <div> This reminded me of our favorite Chip N Dale cartoon.</div> <div> Arlington, Tx</div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woxP8Ak-nbc" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woxP8Ak-n">"Donald Applecore" -- Disney, 1952</A></div> <div>  <a href="HTMLobj-6867/applecore2.wav"><u>Sound Clip</u> </a>  </div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 362 ><NOBR><div> <I><B><IMG SRC="1abd902c0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></I></div> <div> <B>No floatation device needed here!!</B></div> <div> Daytona Beach, FL</div> <div> May, 2006</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <I><B><IMG SRC="1ad5902c0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></I></div> <div> <B>I think her floatation device is fixin' to explode!</B></div> <div> Daytona Beach, FL</div> <div> May, 2006</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 541 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1aa348900.jpg" border=0 width="328" height="400" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>There's just no accounting for</B></div> <div> <B>some people's taste in art!!!</B></div> <div> Photo taken inside of a house I photographed</div> <div> for a virtual tour, Austin, Tx</div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <I><B><IMG SRC="1ab62ecc0.jpg" border=0 width="302" height="460" ALT="Roy Rogers Gay Ranchero" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></I></div> <div> <B>... who knew ...</B></div> <div> Maybe it should say</div> <div> "Queen of the Cowboys" under his name!</div> <div> JP's house, Las Vegas</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 444 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a9c904b0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="331" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>... what?? I want to turn this upside down!! :-)</B></div> <div> Euless, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a9f89900.jpg" border=0 width="393" height="400" ALT="Birdlip Cir. Austin, Texas" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>I didn't know birds had lips!</B></div> <div> Austin, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 404 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a7990490.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="329" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>HUH?? I are cornfuzzled.</B></div> <div> Barton Creek area of Austin, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a7b90680.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="360" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Do 2 Norths make a South??</B></div> <div> Barton Creek area of Austin, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 370 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a7490e40.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="228" ALT="I want to be Barbie That bitch has everything" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Yeah, me too!!</B></div> <div> Seen on Road Trip through</div> <div> Trinidad, Colorado</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a7190340.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="308" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>POCO WIDE LOAD??</B></div> <div> On Hwy 71</div> <div> Texas</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 357 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a6090390.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="313" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>I don't think I'd want to live on this street!!</B></div> <div> Daytona Beach, FL area</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a6490f20.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="242" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>... um ... they may want to re-think their</B></div> <div> <B>license plate slogan!!</B></div> <div> High Tides at Snack Jack</div> <div> Flagler  Beach, FL</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 363 WIDTH="404"><div> <IMG SRC="1a23902c0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>OMG!! A dream come true!! A Dairy Queen and a Shipley's Donut shop under one roof!!!!</B></div> <div> Rosenberg, Tx</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a2d902b0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="299" ALT="LEXTSY" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>LEXTSY? A guy that's little TOO proud of his ride!</B></div> <div> Sugar Land, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 344 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a27902c0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Multi-Cultural Dining</B></div> <div> Stafford, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a29902c0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Multi-Cultural Dentist</B></div> <div> Rosenberg, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 401 WIDTH="404"><div> <IMG SRC="1a2b902c0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="300" ALT="Larry's Original Mexican Restaurant" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Yes, that's right ... LARRY'S Mexican Restaurant. We grew up eating there as kids and never gave it a thought as to how funny this is until my sister-in-law had a fit of hysterics when she heard the name!!</B></div> <div> Richmond, Tx</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a3a90160.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="278" ALT="Why Dallas drivers are so cranky" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Check out the two signs!</B></div> <div> <B>So what are you supposed to do here??</B></div> <div> <B>No wonder Dallas drivers are so cranky!!!</B></div> <div> Central Expressway & Forest Lane</div> <div> Dallas, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 328 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="1a4c90020.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="258" ALT="El Cheapo Gas" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>EL CHEAPO GAS????</B></div> <div> <B>I think not.</B></div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a4e90190.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="281" ALT="El Cheapo Gas" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Sent to me by my son Patrick on</B></div> <div> <B>a recent trip to Savannah, Georgia</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 364 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="1a5290400.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="320" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>SuperMan Plumbing??</B></div> <div> On MoPac - Austin, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1a5490400.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="320" ALT="Cluck Creek Tr. Cedar Park, Texas" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>I don't know what the cluck is up with this ...</B></div> <div> Cedar Park, Tx</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table>   </body>