MORE Funny Signs and crazy stuff!!!
Found in and around my hometown, and other places on my travels!
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HOOKER CONTRACTING?!?
Another contribution by my niece, Annie/Liz, taken taken through the side window of her car.  I'm wondering if a police car was in hot pursuit!!
Gad.
Dallas, Tx
As seen through my bug splattered windshield!!
On I-35 near West, Tx
Dr. PAYNE??  I wonder how his business is doing!
And how appropriate he's a Chiropractor!!
Euless, Tx
I don't know if this is a sex shop or a restaurant
... or both!!!
Austin, Tx
Pho Kim Long??????
My niece Annie (Liz) told me of this restaurant in Vegas, which is actually one of their favorites!!  But I wonder if orientals realize how funny (and off color) the names are of some of their businesses (also see photo to the left)!!  There's also a second restaurant in this chain in Vegas called (of course)
Pho Kim Long II
(Not my or her photo but found on another website.)
Credit for this photo goes to my niece, Annie, or Liz, as she now likes to be called! The prim and proper Victorian lady and gent is a nice touch! She and boyfriend Christopher saw this in an Indian restaurant during a recent trip to London. Makes me wonder about the quality of the food, though!
Interesting combination!
This store was pointed out to me by my son, Patrick!
Euless, Tx
L.I.B.!
S.M.R. good donuts!!
(a take-off on the old C.M. Ducks joke. Look it up!)
Clifton, Tx
Is this legal????
Sounds like the authorities need to be alerted!
Gatesville, Tx
It's the Scarecrow from "Wizard of Oz!"
If he really had a brain, I don't think
he'd be doing this!
Seen on I-35 just north of Waco, Tx
Something is wrong here .......
On the road west of Cleburne, Tx
I don't think this exactly gets the point across.
I believe the operative word here is "CONCEALED."
Burleson, Tx

Uh huh ... right .......
I saw this sign on the way to a photoshoot out toward Dripping Springs, Tx on Hwy 290. I wanted to go inside and ask them to prove it, but they were closed :-)
So wok's up with this??
Austin, Tx
Is Elvis the King of Wok N Roll?
Austin, Tx
Mexican & Seafood
I think I'll pass.
Dallas, Tx
Another tasty combination!
Dallas, Tx
I didn't know this was a sport!
So how do you clock a moose? With an egg timer?
Maypearl, Tx
"Applecore ... "
This reminded me of our favorite Chip N Dale cartoon.
Arlington, Tx
No floatation device needed here!!
Daytona Beach, FL
May, 2006
I think her floatation device is fixin' to explode!
Daytona Beach, FL
May, 2006
There's just no accounting for
some people's taste in art!!!
Photo taken inside of a house I photographed
for a virtual tour, Austin, Tx

Roy Rogers
Gay Ranchero
... who knew ...
Maybe it should say
"Queen of the Cowboys" under his name!
JP's house, Las Vegas
... what?? I want to turn this upside down!! :-)
Euless, Tx
Birdlip Cir.
Austin, Texas
I didn't know birds had lips!
Austin, Tx
HUH?? I are cornfuzzled.
Barton Creek area of Austin, Tx
Do 2 Norths make a South??
Barton Creek area of Austin, Tx
I want to be Barbie
That bitch has everything
Yeah, me too!!
Seen on Road Trip through
Trinidad, Colorado
POCO WIDE LOAD??
On Hwy 71
Texas
I don't think I'd want to live on this street!!
Daytona Beach, FL area
... um ... they may want to re-think their
license plate slogan!!
High Tides at Snack Jack
Flagler  Beach, FL
OMG!! A dream come true!! A Dairy Queen and a Shipley's Donut shop under one roof!!!!
Rosenberg, Tx
LEXTSY
LEXTSY? A guy that's little TOO proud of his ride!
Sugar Land, Tx
Multi-Cultural Dining
Stafford, Tx
Multi-Cultural Dentist
Rosenberg, Tx
Larry's Original Mexican Restaurant
Yes, that's right ... LARRY'S Mexican Restaurant. We grew up eating there as kids and never gave it a thought as to how funny this is until my sister-in-law had a fit of hysterics when she heard the name!!
Richmond, Tx
Why Dallas drivers are so cranky
Check out the two signs!
So what are you supposed to do here??
No wonder Dallas drivers are so cranky!!!
Central Expressway & Forest Lane
Dallas, Tx
El Cheapo Gas
EL CHEAPO GAS????
I think not.

El Cheapo Gas
Sent to me by my son Patrick on
a recent trip to Savannah, Georgia
SuperMan Plumbing??
On MoPac - Austin, Tx
Cluck Creek Tr.
Cedar Park, Texas
I don't know what the cluck is up with this ...
Cedar Park, Tx